I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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