So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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