i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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