Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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