i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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