i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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