yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you will always have a special place in my vag
She told me I should be a condom model.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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