AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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