Nicole vs. Life
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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