found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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