i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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