she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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