Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
He told me they were just razor bumps!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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