Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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