can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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