She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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