? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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