Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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