At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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