normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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