why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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