just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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