I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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