Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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