Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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