smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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