Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I am naked and annoyed.
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I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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