Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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