why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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