I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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