She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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