Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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