can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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