Whod you bang
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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