Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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