I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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