no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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