Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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