Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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