Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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