i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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