WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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