dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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