Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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