im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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