party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You can't just leave with hair like that
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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