Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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