did you get engaged???
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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