Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I hope mine doesn't look like that
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
