I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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