This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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