Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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