Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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